Introducing
Dumb
Posts
Dumbness is an art.
Embrace it.
WHAT IS DUMB POSTS
Think of it as Twitter, but in a parallel universe where cowboys shout "heehaw," monkeys ride around on roller skates, and humanity is locked in an intergalactic war against cybernetic aliens.
HOW DOES IT WORK
Simply download the app
from the iOS App Store
or Android Play Store,
and breeze through the
super quick and easy
registration process.
Once you’re in, start
creating Yaps - your own wild,
random thoughts for the
world to see, explore Yaps
posted by others, react with
meh, and drop insightful
(or totally ridiculous) comments.
It’s like a chat room with the world, but more organised.
WHAT CAN I POST
Memes, corny jokes, random shower thoughts, genius ideas (or ones that seem genius at 2 a.m.), hilarious news articles, or even that picture of your cat judging you. Basically, whatever weird or wonderful thing pops into your brain! Just one rule: don’t be that person - no racist, sexist, homophobic, or offensive content. Let’s keep things wild, fun, and inclusive for everyone!
HOW IS IT DIFFERENT FROM OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA
On Dumb Posts, everyone’s voice matters equally. There are no followers, no mysterious feed algorithms - just raw, unfiltered content from everyone, for everyone. This means your Yaps get the same chance to grab attention as anyone else’s. No influencers dominating the spotlight, no passive spectators - here, everyone’s both a creator and an audience. It’s social media, but a little more… democratic.
PRIVACY
We understand
how important
privacy is to you -
it’s important to us too.
That’s why we only ask for
the bare minimum: an email
address for account creation,
which stays hidden from
public view. We will never ask you to share your real name, photo, age, etc.
SAFETY
Safety is a top priority for us, as our reputation depends on it. This is
why we have 3 key
policies: users
must be 18+,
effortless
abusive content
reporting options and strict adherence to not collect any personal data.
TESTIMONIES
THAT OUR MARKETING TEAM MADE UP
“The enthralling and captivating experience of perusing and composing on Dumb Posts has demonstrated itself to be so delectably compelling that I have successfully completed an initial cup of caffeinated elixir and have now embarked upon the exhilarating journey of a second.”
“I used to be confused by lamps. Dumb Posts made me realize it was actually the lamps that were confused by me. Now I’m no longer confused.”
“The moderator inquired about my tax policies, and I launched into an elaborate melodrama involving sharks and the wonders of electricity in water. It certainly left them bewildered! This bigly evasion of questions made me realize that Dumb Posts is tailor-made for me. Now, here I am in the Senate chamber, discreetly giggling away on my phone!”
“Surfing in Hawaii is #swag!
Oh, and yes, so is Dumb Posts.”
Launched!
Well, kind of... The first version is out for users to test and give us their feedback. If you’d be so kind, we’d be smitten.
Contact Us
Imagine a Support Team run by apocalyptic monkeys, crafting responses that make you go 'wow, wow.' We'd like to think we're that good - though, who knows? Either way, reach out to us and enjoy some immersive conversations!